I tried my first soft drink. It was sodalicious!
Did you hear about the guy who got in the head wtih a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
He had a soft drink while catching up on the ironing. It was soda pressing.
Soda truth was revealed – it was sunday when Abe ‘n Anna split.
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