The iPhone6? No, Just An iDiot On TV

So, here’s the thing.

Bloomberg wanted to run a piece on the iPhone 6. and that’s fair enough, there’s a lot of interest in the world’s first portable aquarium (you’ll see what I mean about that later).

The problem was, as you will see, that the piece turned out to be less of a piece on Apple and more of one on BlackBerry.

Because they enlisted the help of renowned BlackBerry lover and total iDiot Jonathon Geller of BGR fame. Yes, if any of you aren’t aware of Jonathon and BGR, he’s been an iDiot for some time and is well known as a BlackBerry hater and an Apple lover.

And still… he can’t give credit where it is due.

Here he goes for those of you who can’t be bothered to listen to it… he can’t see the point of the Z3… BlackBerry isn’t ‘cool’ anymore… and, here’s the best bit (when he knows FULL WELL this IS NOT TRUE) BlackBerry ‘has no apps’

It’s lies – bare faced and transparent.

So, I suppose the only thing left to ask is…

Jonathon, what are you and your friends at Apple scared of?

Ohhhh… I get it, the fact that you’ll get found out!

That actually what they produce is overpriced garbage compared to a proper phone.

As opposed to a BlackBerry – and then the nasty so and so’s go and make a highly affordable version.

Must be a nightmare losing sleep over the fact that whatever lies you tell we just won’t go away…

So, next time you’re invited on to Bloomberg Jonathon, why not insist that @bigglybobblyboo is on there too?

After all, we wouldn’t want anyone misinformed now, would we?


Bigglybobblyboo is a legend almost nowhere at all. He is a founder member of UTB and spends his spare time taking out his anger at the world with a fishfork and a spatula. He is also a Cribbage Master, having won 1 fight online as the other guy refused to turn up out of fear for his life.