REVEREND GRIM IS HERE…!

GRIM ON CRAPPLE PRODUCTS!

Hi there all, Reverend Grim of the High Church of BlackBerry blogging here, so, as this is my first blog on UTB I’m gonna start as I mean to go on….

Are you an iPhonian? Do you believe in the mightiness of your unworthy device? Crapple have taken your souls, my friends, you have become iSheep…

Let me give you an example. Over on BBM Channels I’ve found some iPhone channels there with between 3 and 500 subs but no posts! NO CONTENT WHATSOEVER!

I post nearly every single day and cant scrape up to 200! Work my butt off for my loyal subs, they follow me for what I do so I try to keep them happy, (they’re BlackBerrians you see, they expect it and are difficult to please), whereas these clowns post less often than Crapple release phones!

And the iSheep keep following…

Come, come, now sheeple! they do nothing for you except steal your money for inferior (expensive) goods! just ask those sheeple that have been electrocuted!

I know you haven’t got it, or you’d be questioning it by now. Or maybe you are?

Well, Reverend Grim is here for YOU. I’ll be posting here and letting YOU know why you need to ditch that Crapple and have your eyes lifted and the Crapple blindfold removed. And you’ll see why #BlackBerryWorks and why you NEED to join the movement #iChooseBlackBerry10…

is this the end to my rant?

HELL NO! I’VE ONLY JUST STARTED!

Reverend Grim

Who is Reverend Grim? Not many people know. He has a channel on BBMC C000117D3 where he smites the rotten Apple. He has a photographic channel too C0045B753 seeing as he's actually a photographer. All we know is that he preaches the safe, secure word... BLACKBERRY and BB10! He will welcome anyone #BacktoBlack and into the United Temple of BlackBerry for a sermon and a cup of tea, even Brad who doesn't understand a word he says!

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