Yes, my iFriends, it’s your Reverend Grim of the High Church of BlackBerry blogging for the 2nd time!
2nd……puts me in mind of something I heard once, 2nd place is the first loser…….so, with that in mind………
Of course 2nd place also has to go to my favourite people…..Apple! Getting into the car game? Really?
Yes ladies and gents, you can have iOS7 in your Merc, Ferrari or Volvo! Its going to be shown at the Geneva auto show! Really? Apple in a top of the range sports car that rich people drive? And Volvo? Once the safest car on the road…….all could now be the most vulnerable!
I can see it now! Wake up in the morning, stand on the balcony to look at your new Ferrari F12 Berlinetta……. To find some little munchkin has hacked your iPhone, got into your car and left you nothing but skid marks and memories! Worst even, the car logs into the NSA database and uploads all those naughty selfies of you and the Mayors daughter! 2nd place there Apple!
Of course none of that is REALLY going to happen.
Why? Because as my colleagues at UTB have reported earlier, to make it work they need…
Yes, that’s right my iChums, to make it work you need…
Oh, the irony!
Now, didn’t I tell you that the Reverend Grim was here to save your souls?
In other news, my BBM Channel 000117D3 has gone over the 200 mark! Quality over quantity sheeple! Plenty of posts to my loyal BlackBerrians! Be assured that your Reverend would never stoop so low as to make a channel called ‘Apple…summit…er… stuff it, they will follow anyway’…..
Anyways, I’m off to make a brew, I will see you all later this week when I shall blog again and undoubtedly upset some more lost souls (or possibly guide more to redemption).
Who knows, what more could come out that the good Lords of iPhonia don’t want you the hear, you never know… but until then….
Reverend Grim… out!