Rev Grim Preaches – Your Dear Reverend Grim Was Not Happy…

Hello there again my faithful congregation, how are we all fairing after all this football… soccer… what ever its called… ??

Well, as you can probably tell by the title of this I’ve had a  bit of a bad week!

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Someone decided that they were going to report EVERY POST on my BlackBerry channel because I told the young whipper snapper he should grow up and not threaten people who wouldn’t feature his channel…

After I had some posts reported for telling him on his channel he should’t threaten people I sent him this message …

“Before we start this you need to understand that you tread on very thin ice, I accept you are only 13 but if you want to start a war you need to think who you are fighting with, if you want everything you do sent to BlackBerry then carry on, this is a polite warning to hopefully keep you from being banned from BBMC, everything you send I will screen shot and every thing I reply to you will be screen shotted so you can’t say I have said anything out of order, please keep BBMC a nice place to be.”

Very polite I thought, he’s only a young lad and has just got carried away…

What I got in return was this…

You wanted to f*** with me on my channel huh? Now its payback time… enjoy your reports… rofl”

Well, the youth of today!

Well just to let you know I did the right thing and reported him to BlackBerry with screen shot’s…

I had a message back… and… the channel is deleted.

What made things worse was that someone on another channel, was encouraging him to carry on, an adult who I thought a little more of than I do now!

BlackBerry doesn’t need this sort of behavior on something that is supposed to be fun, informative and helpful. Especially from a verified channel with well over 7,000 subscribers!

At least we know who’s side BlackBerry are on, The right side! Keep up the good work there boys and girls! You’re kicking righteous buttock what with this and the AMAZING Fact Check!

Oh how that makes your dear old Reverend chuckle! The press tells a lie and you guys come back with FACT! That’s it Mr Chen, gently guide them down the path of truthfulness with  a gentle boot up the jacksie till they know what they are on about!

Makes perfect sense, BlackBerry protect us and our personal information, we as BlackBerry users protect them back (at least here at the United Temple of BlackBerry) as a sign of respect and the also protect themselves from the negative trolls in the press and other nations…

I know what some people are saying out there… UTB is a cult… LMFAO! Oh yeah, that’s right…

How can they be calling the United Temple of BlackBerry a cult? How utterly ridiculous! If I wasn’t a man of the cloth I would call you a few names… one beginning with C and ending with T which also has a U in it but does not have an L… however, I would never stoop so low as those who would seek to do us harm.

And as for the name calling… someone out there has been throwing names that shouldn’t be, especially after admitting that they slag BlackBerry off just to get clicks… that’s right, putting money before principles? Who would do a thing like that? Surely not someone from a BlackBerry fan site? Only a Lazy Useless Creepy Asinine Sort would do a thing like that surely… I’ll let you work the rest out for yourselves.

I think you’ll find that it’s MY job, as Reverend of the United Temple of BlackBerry to decide what is and what isn’t to be described as such. Not YOU cheeky boy.

And I say not.

The United Temple of BlackBerry is more of a broad church, encompassing those who wish to be brought back to the right path… not some grubby carry on that revels in negative headlines for a few temporary clicks on the way down…

Anyway my brethren, its getting late here in good old Blighty and the fire is nearly out so I shall sign off for now and I will be back in the week with a few more lessons for you all to learn and then re-teach to the iPhonians and Androidians yourself.

Dear Lord, they need it…

Don’t forget to join in the fun on the forums and Twitter…

Oh, and remember this…

If a cult is sticking to your principles through thick and thin, if it is not bailing at the first sign of trouble, if it is not having to compromise because you are Into Android, if it is NOT having a pop at your loyal readers until they have had enough and leave…

Who’s the Cult indeed!

Nuff said!

So, my brethren, another Sunday passes and your dear Reverend urges you to carry on preaching the Gospel according to Grim.

It doesn’t matter about the naysayers and the opportunists… BlackBerry will prevail.

And you all shall get your rewards in handsets.

Rev Grim OUT!

Reverend Grim

Who is Reverend Grim? Not many people know. He has a channel on BBMC C000117D3 where he smites the rotten Apple. He has a photographic channel too C0045B753 seeing as he's actually a photographer. All we know is that he preaches the safe, secure word... BLACKBERRY and BB10! He will welcome anyone #BacktoBlack and into the United Temple of BlackBerry for a sermon and a cup of tea, even Brad who doesn't understand a word he says!

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