Rev Grim Preaches – Dear Mr Chen, For My Birthday I Would Like…

HarmonBerry

Hello again my growing legions of BlackBerrians to a midweek sermon at the United Temple of BlackBerry!

I’m so sorry I haven’t been around this last week, a few problems here and there, and a complete pain in the backside Windows 8.1 PC which has been butchered enough to let me get back on to preaching the good word…

Whisper it quietly but I think it is trying to prevent what follows…

Tonights sermon, my beloved BlackBerrians, is about what I would like from Mr Chen after this last week, all the hassle I have with my PC, my good wife’s notebook and the kids archaic computer and yet, and YET, through it all my trusty Z10 and my impregnable PlayBook are still soldiering on and getting my through the days…

So, Mr Chen, for my Birthday I would Like a new BlackBerry PC, a new 10″ PlayBook 2 and, hmm, lets call it a Z50, a nice phablet… Don’t panic, my birthdays not till September so you can get your guys to get on with it for your dear friend, Rev Grimm, to start beta testing!

Just think, my phone, tablet and PC all running in perfect harmony… well, come to think of it, my trusty VW too! QNX baby!

Just think of the world in perfect harmony, HarmonBerry… I get up in the morning and see that I have an email on my Phone to tell me to meet up at the Temple to discuss the next wave of conversions but on the way I have to pick up Brother BigglyBobblyBoo, fair enough, I click and button and its sent to my PC so that while I have my morning Tea it all fires up, works out my route and sends it back to my phone and Tablet along with all the files I need…

All wirelessly, all in perfect syncronisation…

I walk to the car, plug my PlayBook 2 into the dash and a pleasing voice (not his) guides me to Brother Biggly’s residence and when I get there he has a fresh cuppa waiting because when I was 5 minutes out my QNX car sent him a message to say “The Reverend Grim will be with you shortly. Please put the kettle on, tea with milk and no sugar would be great, and make sure its strong!” We could then ponder over what we are going to do with the new converts and what to do with the press trolls we have caught overnight before heading to the Temple where, because my QNX car (that obviously gets us to the right place, no Apple maps here!) has told Brother Brad that we are about to arrive he is on time to meet us and we settle down to watch some funny stuff we have found on YouTube showing someone smashing their Samsung Galaxy 5 in a fit of rage because it’s just let someone clear out the bank account! Oh the fun we would have!

Just think about how secure everything could be, how easy would BB10 be on a tablet and PC? being able to pass stuff from one to the other and then to the car… music playlists, directions, messages about YouTube showing an iPhone in a blender…

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Mr Chen, we all here at the United Temple of BlackBerry would love this, its not just me, and we have all been spreading the New Gospel according to Chen… at least have a think about it and let me know!

Here’s hoping…

But enough of such pie in the sky ideas – or are they?

Look at how the BlackBerry stars are aligning as an end to end solution.

Is it really such a pipe dream? Or is your dear old Reverend prophesising the future?

That’s enough for this quick mid-week sermon, I can see you all have pubs and bars to get to so before Wondows decides to attempt to silence me once again remember this…

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Where you can pop in for a chat about all this, hey, email me and I’ll give you my phone number so we can talk about how you are going to send this lot to me to test!

So to all you good BlackBerrians wanting HarmonBerry leave a comment or jump to the forums, (you too Mr Chen, we’d love to see you here – or there!) I bid you a good evening and hope to BBMC you soon!

Reverend Grim out!

Reverend Grim

Who is Reverend Grim? Not many people know. He has a channel on BBMC C000117D3 where he smites the rotten Apple. He has a photographic channel too C0045B753 seeing as he's actually a photographer. All we know is that he preaches the safe, secure word... BLACKBERRY and BB10! He will welcome anyone #BacktoBlack and into the United Temple of BlackBerry for a sermon and a cup of tea, even Brad who doesn't understand a word he says!

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