President Trump Wants To Stop Blindness In America

President Trump Wants To Help Blind People See

In a miraculous gesture, President Trump says he’s worked on a cure for blindness. First off we didn’t know he know he was a super stable genius, secondly when did he find time to work out how to stop blindness in America? The cure might be worse than the affliction.  How many blind Americans will he be able to help with his cure? How many people will he make blinding angry? Your guess is good as mine.

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Trump To Help Blind Americans

 

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