#1 Walk around with your mouth open. Especially effective if you are not talking or eating.
#2 As you’re waiting in line at the donut store, bank, or what have you, when the people in front of you advance to the clerk, don’t move up. Keep the people behind you pressed against the back wall.
#3 If you are small, drive a large truck.
#4 If you are large, drive a small car. (Smart car would be perfect for making you look stupid)
#5 Drive slow in the fast lane.
#6 Drive fast in the slow lane.
#7 Wear pants wider than your legs.
#8 Wear pants shorter than your legs.
#9 Don’t walk, shuffle. Do not lift feet from ground.
last but not least (drum roll please…)
#10 BUY AN IPHONE 6! Just like everybody else…..