If you were one of the foolish (like me) who thought that a bendable phone was a design flaw, you clearly haven’t looked deeply enough at Apple’s genius.
We’ve all heard the mantras from the Apple Worship Cult any time Apple appears to be doing something wrong:
The reason for lagging the cutting edge of technology and copying other manufacturer’s tech?
Apple takes other peoples ideas and “perfects” them, and perfection takes time.
The reason they come up with things nobody needs?
Apple knows what we need before we do.
To maintain the illusion of technical superiority, Apple also will never admit to making a design mistake.
AntennaGate – “you’re holding it wrong” Apple gave out a free case to “fix” this non-issue.
BendGate – “With normal use a bend in iPhone is extremely rare and through our first six days of sale, a total of nine customers have contacted Apple with a bent iPhone 6 plus.” As of today the website www.oneofthenine.com documents a total of 602 bent iPhones.
Well fear not ye Apple faithful, it has been discovered that Apple actually intended the iPhone 6 to bend. Why?
To create a need.
Behind the scenes Apple secretly knew that you would need this before you did.
What is it that you need that you didn’t know you would need?
A flexible phone! Of course. Why? Because that phone you are using bends when you put it in your back pocket and sit on it, stupid customer!
And iPhone 6 was all about proving that you have this need. Follow the strategy? Apple is so far ahead of it’s time you should not even question them.
Who knows if this is even possible, but Apple wanted the patent, before the iPhone 6 and bendgate. So I’m sorry to inform you who purchased the iPhone 6, but your phone was merely a Beta Test unit for the final design of the Apple FlexiPhone. It takes time to perfect these things you know!
So, here it is the patent for flexible electronic devices:
USPTO 8,929,085 , filed September 30th 2011
The patent covers flexible batteries and flexible displays