Rev Grim Preaches – Dear Sheeple… Sorry, iPhone Users… Feel My Love

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Good day to you all my fellow BlackBerrians!

And a good day to all you sheeple iPhonians… iPhone users, somebody recently told me that I am way too cruel to you all and that I should reign it in a bit… not sure what they were meaning I looked back through my sermons here at the United Temple of BlackBerry and through my posts on my BBM Channel … and maybe I do pick on the stupid sheeple iPhone users a little…

I am going to rectify this, in fact I have been researching this week into things that will make the iDiots iPhone users feel more at home when they make the move to BlackBerry (I’m not going so far as to say the iPhone is good!)

You all love your apps! You all love your selfies! Well, I have found a package of apps to put onto your new BB10 device!

One of the first and best, after all, its the app that everyone ran out to buy an iPhone or iPod touch for, is this…

Check out Finger Pull in BlackBerry World!

YES! a farting app! you can fart away till your hearts content! I know how immature you sheeple iPhone users are!

Then we have the app that will make selfies as easy as taking a picture…

Check out Selfie cam in BlackBerry World!

That’s right, instead of just turning the camera on and taking a selfie you can now spend ages looking for that little app that’s somewhere within the 15 pages of app icons.. I’m sure its here… ahh, there it is! cool!

And all these other apps that will make feel that you are still ‘Part of the Flock’ (I’m not going to go into huge details about them all, get your BB10 device and load yourself up with all these and more!)

Check out Sheep Clock in BlackBerry World!

Check out Sheep Counter in BlackBerry World!

Check out The Sheep of Music in BlackBerry World!

Check out Sheep Speaker in BlackBerry World! (Personally I love this one!)

And this one could be my all time favorite!

Check out iSheep in BlackBerry World!

There are so many more quality apps awaiting you and of course you can get nearly all the android apps (sandboxed and secure of course) through Amazon! You also have the added advantage of once you have grown up and don’t need the toy phone anymore then as your BlackBerry device will have all the proper big boy apps for you to use like the rest of us grown ups!

So, all you that think I give the stupid iDiot sheeple iPhone users a hard time, think again, I want them to have a happy mobile experience and the only way they are going to get that is to listen to my words of wisdom and read all the articles here on the United Temple of  BlackBerry, once they have seen the light (you don’t need an app for that, the torch is in the pull down menu although some bright spark has made an app for that believe it or not!) you will be a happy bunny and not a lost sheep… and of course all safe and secure knowing that those dubious selfies are for your eyes only… the NSA can’t get hold of them… or anyone else for that matter!

So my beloved brethren, as I once again draw a close to another sermon I wonder if you would like to show your support towards the United Temple of BlackBerry and join us on the forums  – on the tweetie bird thing that I still don’t get @CRAPPLEBASHING – or by Donating..

And getting your greasy little mitts on some UTB Blogs vinyl stickers in return!

Your dear Reverend is SO looking forward to how you choose to use them…

So, until next time my beloved brethren…

Rev Grim out!

 

 

 

 

Reverend Grim

Who is Reverend Grim? Not many people know. He has a channel on BBMC C000117D3 where he smites the rotten Apple. He has a photographic channel too C0045B753 seeing as he's actually a photographer. All we know is that he preaches the safe, secure word... BLACKBERRY and BB10! He will welcome anyone #BacktoBlack and into the United Temple of BlackBerry for a sermon and a cup of tea, even Brad who doesn't understand a word he says!

  • Bigglybobblyboo

    I see BlackBerry World is ready to welcome them! And they say we have no apps…

    • Reverend Grim

      I know! It’s about time the press start telling the truth! Come on boyiDiot start getting with the program!

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