Well, you may have noticed, a lot of our blogs lately have been oriented toward making fun of iPhones and iPhone fans. If you are stuck in the web that Steve Jobs weaved to entrap you in, honestly you have our deepest empathy. We apologize for making fun, but we can’t help it! The opportunities are too abundant, and you see, you all have made fun of BlackBerry for years, haven’t you? Yes you over there, slipping your iPhone under the table I’m talking to you.
In all sincerity though, we want to help you. We want you to take the red pill, become aware of how you have been deceived, and how you have been deceiving yourselves, then we want you to know about the alternative that will spare you all of that grief. No, not Android, full of its own deceptive qualities, but your old trusted friend, BlackBerry.
So in that spirit, should you be a victim of a bent iPhone, we offer you the do-it-yourself mechanical fix, so you won’t have to wait for that stainless steel case that you know Apple is now designing in their super secret lab, for which they will charge a premium price for, because it has an Apple logo on it.
Because you see, Apple will never pay for their mistakes. You will!
UTB. We’re here to help!
Get a BlackBerry!
Or…fix it yourself…