iPhone User? UTB Wants To Help

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Well, you may have noticed, a lot of our blogs lately have been oriented toward making fun of iPhones and iPhone fans. If you are stuck in the web that Steve Jobs weaved to entrap you in, honestly you have our deepest empathy. We apologize for making fun, but we can’t help it! The opportunities are too abundant, and you see, you all have made fun of BlackBerry for years, haven’t you? Yes you over there, slipping your iPhone under the table I’m talking to you.

In all sincerity though, we want to help you. We want you to take the red pill, become aware of how you have been deceived, and how you have been deceiving yourselves, then we want you to know about the alternative that will spare you all of that grief. No, not Android, full of its own deceptive qualities, but your old trusted friend, BlackBerry.

So in that spirit, should you be a victim of a bent iPhone, we offer you the do-it-yourself mechanical fix, so you won’t have to wait for that stainless steel case that you know Apple is now designing in their super secret lab, for which they will charge a premium price for, because it has an Apple logo on it.

Because you see, Apple will never pay for their mistakes. You will!

UTB. We’re here to help!

Get a BlackBerry!

Or…fix it yourself…

Blackjack

I am a long time BlackBerry user and fan. Beginning with the 7520, I have recognized the value of subtle productivity enhancements in BlackBerry devices for business communication and have never since strayed. Even when the iPhone took the market by storm, I was unimpressed, because it did nothing to help my business needs. Currently enjoying my one handed dream phone, the Classic! BB10 with a toolbelt! Today I contribute to UTB whenever I feel that I can help enlighten someone on the benefits of using BlackBerry over any other platform.

  • veeru789

    locco_smiley_33

  • Poita316

    Id put on the screws the other way around :)
    But beside stopping it from gettng your iPhone bent, it also protect your pics from leaking seeing you wont be able take them anymore.
    Compliment on the pre drilling :D

    • Blackjack

      Insightful. He forgot to drill a camera hole.

  • Wayno

    Where do you find this stuff? It’s piss funny!!!

  • ray689

    LMAO…how long before someone tries this?

  • Anthony

    Why was the guy hanging from a crane hook over water locco_smiley_38

    • Blackjack

      For dramatic effect? Elevator was broken? locco_smiley_38

  • shanerredflag

    Lol..

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