Why? Because according to the financial media, the consensus is in, based on nothing but conjecture, the analysts have already decided what the results are. All of them. NO wait, three of them. Investors will be disappointed.
Taking a tip from one of my favorite BBM channels, BlackBerry Troll Patrol (C003F4547), I googled “Analysts Warn Blackberry’s first-quarter earnings will disappoint” and got no less than 16 copy pastes of this article from as many news outlets, one per hour since yesterday. I believe it started with the Globe and Mail.
So just thought I’d let everyone know, three analysts know exactly what will go down tomorrow, and apparently they want you to believe it will be Blackberry. So you can sleep in.
Can’t wait! This will be fun.