Earnings Report Tomorrow – no need to watch

ER

Why? Because according to the financial media, the consensus is in, based on nothing but conjecture, the analysts have already decided what the results are. All of them. NO wait, three of them. Investors will be disappointed.

Taking a tip from one of my favorite BBM channels, BlackBerry Troll Patrol (C003F4547), I googled “Analysts Warn Blackberry’s first-quarter earnings will disappoint” and got no less than 16 copy pastes of this article from as many news outlets, one per hour since yesterday. I believe it started with the Globe and Mail.

So just thought I’d let everyone know, three analysts know exactly what will go down tomorrow, and apparently they want you to believe it will be Blackberry. So you can sleep in.

Can’t wait! This will be fun.

Blackjack

I am a long time BlackBerry user and fan. Beginning with the 7520, I have recognized the value of subtle productivity enhancements in BlackBerry devices for business communication and have never since strayed. Even when the iPhone took the market by storm, I was unimpressed, because it did nothing to help my business needs. Currently enjoying my one handed dream phone, the Classic! BB10 with a toolbelt! Today I contribute to UTB whenever I feel that I can help enlighten someone on the benefits of using BlackBerry over any other platform.

  • Atmari

    The more they want to trash BlackBerry the more interesting they make it

  • Anthony

    I believe overall it will be good news for BlackBerry. Device sales will show improvement.

    John Chen might give us another peek at the slider and talk about their hypervisor android initiative. locco_smiley_1

    • Blackjack

      You don’t like sliders Anthony. Just thought I’d remind you ;)

      • Anthony

        BlackBerry’s upcoming slider is another game changer. It won’t have tiny keys like the 9810 and it will be top spec and running BB10. I don’t like it, I love it locco_smiley_37

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