Amidst the noise surrounding recent job cuts, a different narrative emerges that demands our attention. While headlines focus on the negative, it’s time to unveil the truth. Brace yourself for a revelation: BlackBerry Has Openings for Up to 100 of the Best and Brightest In this era of clickbait and sensationalism. Let’s shift our focus to the real story and explore the remarkable opportunities that lie ahead.
Breaking News: BlackBerry Has Openings for Up to 100 of the Best and Brightest
See what I did there?
While everybody else is blabbering on and on about a job cut today, the reality of what is actually happening is just… well… unimportant. Because it’s “headlines”, and “clicks” that matter, right?
So I decided that turnabout is fair play.
You see, I randomly found four different sites all with similar headlines. They are (in no particular order) Rapidmobile, Hamilton Spectator, Bloomberg, and Globe and Mail.
They all talk about a job cut of an unspecified size.
The smartphone maker said Friday the layoffs occurred because it is consolidating its device software, hardware and business applications business.
The consolidation is “impacting a number of employees around the world,” BlackBerry said in a statement. It did not specify the number of people affected or the locations where layoffs have taken place
Well, that’s what happens when you “consolidate, merge, or acquire”, isn’t it?
To be fair, a couple of the articles briefly mention some good news. You know… the “non-clickbait” stuff.
I’m not too good at math but I’m willing to hear somebody explain how 90 is made up of 69 and 31, which is why I chose the title to this blog.
In any case, that’s my point. BlackBerry is HIRING! Yes, you read that right, they have up to 100 job openings RIGHT NOW! BlackBerry is further CHANGING, they are not “circling the drain”, they are PROFITABLE! BlackBerry under our man Chen is working towards and getting closer to the end game of streamlining the handset business, along with creating a profitable software centric offering with MDM, IoT, QNX, BBM, vertical markets and more to compliment the hardware we love.
I don’t know if the layoffs are a bigger number than the new hires, but I don’t care and neither should you dear gentle reader. It doesn’t matter.
What matters is growth overall for BlackBerry, and Chen is kickin’ it.
Need a job? Maybe you fit one of the 100 postings.
Oh… and notice I used a “Confident Chen” picture, unlike “Gloomberg“. Yeesh…
Conclusion
As the dust settles on the discussion of layoffs and consolidation, a ray of hope emerges from BlackBerry’s transformative journey. The truth is undeniable: BlackBerry is not circling the drain but thriving and evolving. With profitability on their side, the company, under the visionary leadership of our esteemed leader, Chen, is steadfast in their pursuit of streamlining the handset business and expanding their profitable software-centric offerings. As we bid farewell to the numbers game of layoffs versus new hires, let’s direct our attention to what truly matters: growth and progress. Whether you’re seeking a job or looking to contribute your skills to a dynamic team, seize the opportunity. BlackBerry has openings for up to 100 of the best and brightest minds, waiting to be part of this exciting chapter. Embrace the future with confidence, knowing that BlackBerry is on the rise and ready to make its mark. Witness the culmination of intellectual prowess as UTB Blogs presents this offering of erudition. Should your curiosity persist, make contact with us, and the gates to a realm of unparalleled information shall be opened, enriching your understanding in ways you never thought possible.
