50 Shades of BB10

Originally published January 20th on my blog

Any long-term, faithful BlackBerry user, can look back to days gone by….. then smile and nod at the sight of a BB10 physical keyboard.   True, many of us have been seduced by the now legendary BlackBerry virtual keyboard found on the Z10 and 30 ……however there’s something about those shiny frets and unique ridges on those keys that just draw you in….   the Q10…. the lil tiger, proudly  displaying  the very finest example of BlackBerry physical keyboard technology. In my last post, I described my initial reaction to BB10….the Z at first intimidated me, being so very unique and different than my legacy devices.   I will admit…that first Z10 seduced me with such fierceness I forgot I ever owned a 9930 or any of the countless other Blackberry’s in my vast collection.   She had me the moment I first held her…. gorgeous, powerful and a lil naughty with her android runtime that allowed me to side load converted apk to Bar. File apps.   She just teased me with her sexy virtual keyboard…..what a lil minx letting me flick those suggested words to the sentences I wrote…it was love beyond the lust….she often finished my sentences.. .. what a love affair we had….a whirlwind romance, everything seemed so perfect…….yet deep down inside I felt this yearning…. something….there was something missing from ma heart…… I tried not to think about it……just focused on her smooth surface, her sexy black dressing and her delicious ability to multitask to a level I had only previously dreamed of…….i could not deny however that she was not enough…..i wanted more….like a greedy spoiled Bratt….i could not be owned by one device.
I met Q10, day of launch…. such an unassuming lil package… she looked like the girl next door…. familiar….
Sweet, a little nerdy but her beauty was universal… I felt like I had known her forever… a pretty lil one, I took her to the office and introduced her to my people… everyone was cordial and complimented me on such a proper choice in mobile technology.   All was not how it seemed…….
Z10 was at home….I was with Q at the office…we had yet to start work.    I could not help but notice Q winking at me with her red LED…. I am not shy… I grabbed her by the waist and pulled her close…. my little thumb slid up her modest screen to reveal her BB10 UI…. she was tight and efficient her hub had everything Z ‘s could offer…..
And then it happened…..  her keys….i felt a rush of excitement I had not felt since I broke up with miss Bold… But this was not Miss Bold, this young thing  was a wolf in sheep’s clothing… Q’s keys were soft, typing was effortless, sliding from one key to the next, her “D” positioning nipple allowed me to accurately find home so that I could look her in the screen …… I lost control… I forgot about Z, I was lost in a furry of heated BBMs and emails and texting…. I played Q’s active frames like they were a violin…. I produced like never before….and her keys….god her keys had me going wild….so wild I squeaked out in delight ……the office staff was full of raised eyebrows I think.
At the end of the day……guilt had set in…..there I was with Q….. there is no question what we had done….I knew I had to face Z.   I do not know what possessed me but I grabbed Q and brought her home with me…. I pushed open the door, walked to my room and looked Z striated in the screen and told her I could not live without some physical qwerty love!    I froze after that….fearing what Z may say or do…..but it was for not…. Z smiled in  her naughty way…..”why not have us both?”. Q agreed and we all ended up on the desktop…. hooking up to link…syncing and backing up until we all were united in blackberry bliss…
Months passed and the three of of us grew more closely interdependent upon each other…. we shared a unique bond….. the touch, the physical and the little Blonde…we were a team, we were efficient, everything was smooth……but we all craved more…..and we found more…we found Z30….and good god she is something incredible…….but that is another story for another day…

By: LillyFox @lillyfoxblogs

  • nnik

    Yes! I really like the Z10, but atm miss my Q10….. can’t wait for your story about the amazonion (is that a word) Z30.

  • LillyFoxBlogs

    Lol, it exists…. just not posted anywhere yet. soon

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  • Raider113

    You people have very warped minds. I like that.

    • LillyFoxBlogs

      I really like BlackBerry :)

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